A Guide on the Best Way to Kill Yourself

One Turn on the gas 

Close off everything Doors, windows, peepholes, and retreat thoughts. First, you will feel a headache, Then a pain in the throat An urge to call it off a regret Don't move, just wait Until it's too late You are too weak to stay Just jump Don't leave a note You have a bad handwriting, And nothing can be worse than a misunderstood suicide note Print one if you must Make it funny Like: Don't disturb You don't want to cause them pain It's enough that you are leaving soon Two Go to the market, choose a butcher knife with the sharpest blade. If you had a shitty life you want a fancy death, and if you had a fancy life, you will not stand a shitty death Smile to the lady, tell her a joke Like: Can I try one first! Whatever you do, Don't buy anything else You want her to remember your face;

The idiot who asked for the sharpest blade

-as if it's not enough to ask for a  butcher knife

She needs to remember your face when the police ask Unless you think it's funny to accuse someone, Accuse someone! I'm joking, don't seriously Do Not  They will steal your glory Don't do it in the bathroom,

Have some self-respect You can do it in the bedroom! No, it’s too messy In the kitchen! No

You will be remembered every time they chub meat On the balcony! It’s too cold, You want a warm death, Fine, do it in the bathroom. But replace the toothbrush with pens and the soap with sticky notes, the sponge with clips, and your towel with your graduation gown. Cut vertically, it might hurt, But remember, staying hurts more. You will cry,

It's getting messy Keep going Keep cutting There's nothing more ridiculous than going to the ER for attempted suicide. Everyone will think it was a call for attention, "an attempt," as if it was not intended to work. No one would understand that attention can not be called by a sharp blade

unless you are a butcher in the Tuesday market. Finish what you start Don't leave a note Nothing can be worse than bloody paper And you don't want to cause them pain It's enough that you are leaving soon. Three Fill the bathtub with water -If you found one that would fit you first- Hot water Life was cold enough, you want a warm death. Don't be naked wear , something funny Make them laugh, Bunny custom, a tie on a colorful shirt, or pants under a skirt Don't put makeup You have had your share of fakeness An honest death is what you seek Break every record by staying down Until everything fades, the bubbles, the selling, and the noise in your head Life wasn't so bad But death will taste better

When you drink it up Drink everything up. Keep in mind that if you stop you will have to explain the drenched custom on the floor, the graduation gown on the bathroom wall, and the high water bill. Don't leave a note Nothing can be worse than a paper that milt while being read And you don't want to cause them pain It's enough that you are leaving soon. Four Don’t use pills Pills are tricky They can cause diarrhea or spread rashes You will need a stomach cleaning And nothing can be worse than having a hose in your mouth, while a bunch of strangers are batting on your shoulders. -The wrong pills will make hair grow on your eyeballs -

 I was told When I asked for a pill to lock my demons The pills didn’t put the demons to bed Didn’t switch off the fights in my head But grew a rainforest in my eyeballs and made me bitter. Life is bitter enough You deserve a sweeter death. So don’t use pills And don’t use a gun, Guns are cold and blind Plus You aren't strong enough to pull the trigger Don’t swing like a pendulum You are not holy enough to become a strange fruit. Don’t jump from a high building You may fly, or bounce back Everything bounces back.

Whatever you choose, don’t leave a note 

It will be posted on Facebook and shared by strangers 

Remember 

You don’t want to cause them pain

Five Stay Your life is a note 

Leave a note.